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Reblogged from dreamsofgeddywithamachete

dreamsofgeddywithamachete:

So we’ve had this couch in our house for years now

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And theres a carved design in the bottom that I took a closer look at today and tell me Im wrong bc

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All Im seeing

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Is a forest of dick snails

(via piratejenne)

Reblogged from raspberrychainsaw
ryo-maybe:

"What you have inside of you isn’t a friend, Woody, but the manifestation of your inner love for Andy… we call it—STAND!"

ryo-maybe:

"What you have inside of you isn’t a friend, Woody, but the manifestation of your inner love for Andy… we call it—STAND!"

(Source: raspberrychainsaw, via watersslut)

Reblogged from jeepgirllerxst

Reblogged from prog-musicians-doing-things
prog-musicians-doing-things:

Shhh it’s ok, the maracas are just invisible this time

prog-musicians-doing-things:

Shhh it’s ok, the maracas are just invisible this time

(via androgynous-khatru)

Reblogged from bijoux-et-mineraux
bijoux-et-mineraux:

Inesite - Monte Nero Mine, Rocchetta Vara, La Spezia Province, Liguria, Italy

bijoux-et-mineraux:

Inesite - Monte Nero Mine, Rocchetta Vara, La Spezia Province, Liguria, Italy

Reblogged from skeletongrazed

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

(via dashingyounghero)

Reblogged from nojusticenopizza
cosbyykidd:

nojusticenopizza:

Woman keeps watch at Ole Miss in front of Medgar Evers statue following reports statue was vandalized with a noose.

sitting at his feet, guarding his legacy

cosbyykidd:

nojusticenopizza:

Woman keeps watch at Ole Miss in front of Medgar Evers statue following reports statue was vandalized with a noose.

sitting at his feet, guarding his legacy

(via ruairidhohboy)

Reblogged from dannyphame

When I see graffiti on a bridge.

  • Some People: That's some dope ass art!
  • Other People: This is some kind of vandalism!
  • Me: How the hell did they get up there
Reblogged from seabelle

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

(via watersslut)

Reblogged from 3liza

3liza:

hey guys. i’m seeing a lot of posts full of self-flagellating phrases like “i am stupid and uneducated” and that kind of thing, and i need you to know that no one is “stupid” for not spotting harmful behavior, or for seeking guidance in developing personal politics, or for trusting someone who seemed trustworthy. this is not your fault, it does not invalidate your politics or your identity. please take care of yourselves.

(via fuzzyhorns)