Squeaky Bump

My name is Rhys, I’m probably way older than you, so even though I like all of you that's why I don't talk to you ever, because it would be creepy. I'm 24 btw.


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Reblogged from heterophobianca
  • straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple: *holds hands in public*
  • straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Reblogged from nuedvixx

trevskeone:

nuedvixx:

I need someone who is okay with me texting them to ramble about theories I’ve come up with in the shower. Someone content with me taking a cab over at 2AM so I can explain the deepest corners of my mind that keep me from sleeping. I crave the weirdest intimacy.

I’m down for crazy theory sharing. I have this good one about why homeless people mumble and talk to themselves so much.

Lets hear it.

Reblogged from sesamestreet

asammyg:

Cut the shit, Ernie.

(Source: sesamestreet, via blackandyellowdoodles)

Reblogged from fuxxee

(Source: fuxxee, via villesorvali)

Reblogged from sinkr0me
Reblogged from taco-bell-rey

officialfrenchtoast:

not an overreaction

(Source: taco-bell-rey, via villesorvali)

Reblogged from scienceaddict
sciencetoastudent:

Echoing “neighbors” because it’s so true, also for birdwatching.  Grr!

sciencetoastudent:

Echoing “neighbors” because it’s so true, also for birdwatching.  Grr!

(Source: scienceaddict, via burkeshelley)

Reblogged from 40514294s
valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

(Source: 40514294s, via begginghandsandbleedinghearts)

Reblogged from tiredestprincess
tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom

tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom

(via begginghandsandbleedinghearts)

Reblogged from jaclcfrost

jaclcfrost:

i’m afraid to talk to a majority of my mutuals because it’s like

i love u

u are cool

i do not want to scare u away

what if i scare u away

(via meanwhileinthe60s)